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I desperately need more mentor uncle figures and mentor brother figures in DPxDC to fill the interesting relationship dynamic gap that father figures stories can't always fill are u picking up what I'm putting down. Hell, just a regular friendship relationship with absolutely 0 familial dynamic.
#the amount of fun relationships that could happen but dont bc everyone wants their boss to be their father figure is fine but saddens me#i plan to write a bunch more non father figure prompts in the near future but MAN OH MAN do yall KNOW#so to the 15 replies of “make the change you wanna see in the world” people: Im doing that alrighty yall im doing my bestttt#just how fun a brother like tim drake mentorship or a auntlike wonder woman relationship with Jazz to be????#the possibilities are endless!!!!#or just make them friends??? idk why there’s genuinely so little friendship fics with Bruce and Danny#bones speaks#dpxdc#dp x dc#danny phantom#I forgot to add this but additionally no romantic relationship ones! none of these are bad but it could be fun to flex other#writing muscles yk? try some fun platonic relationship dynamics out
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Sun! Sun! MaKe mE SpRiNg RoLlS PlEaSE
‐hungry anon-
oooh springs rolls sound yum! what kind of spring rolls are your favourite?
#ask the crab#fnaf Sun#fnaf dca#dca fandom#Have You Eaten?#Sun Have You Eaten?#crab art#digital art#bright colours#i took this as an excuse to practice drawing food#for real the big reason why this au will have a fic is because i don't know how to draw food 😂#don't know how to draw that? time to write it#in researching for this ask i discovered that there are so many types of springs rolls#i got so hungry while looking at references#maybe it's because i've eaten too many chinese spring rolls as a kid#i'm kinda tired of them#i prefer gỏi cuốn nowadays#tho it always confuses me when people call summer rolls or rice paper rolls “spring rolls”#cuz my mental image of a spring roll is the deep fried variety#if there is a spring roll and summer roll#then is there an autumn roll or winter roll?
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Was always worried about the angst of unrequited love, had never realized the sheer amount of comedic potential that it has.
Imagine one-sided Superbat where Clark is fully aware that Bruce has a crush on him but is being his repressed self about it, and Clark is just like, “I’m not gonna touch that :) you’re going to figure that out for yourself, buddy, and in the meantime, I’m just going to have a good time and be best friends with you as you inevitably pull yourself together enough to either fall out of love or to confess :) and I’ll just let you down gently because I care about you :)” but he absolutely 100% is using it to his advantage in the meantime. His puppy dog eyes had never been so effective before. He’s gotten out of Monitor Duty three times in the past month.
#altho tbh personally if *I* were writing this all out I WOULD make requited superabt endgame#because it’s more fun#like clark is slowly falling in love with bruce while bruce is slowly coming to terms with being in love with clark#like bruce fell both faster and harder because. have u seen clark. who wouldn’t fold#meanwhile the justice league tease the shit out of bruce#and i picture clark as being a hell of a good actor because he HAS to be for his identity to work even more so than bruce or anyone else#so he’s very much able to keep his own feelings quiet when he realizes that he’s returning bruce’s love#and hey maybe u CAN bring the angst full circle back into this premise#like 1) clark believes somehow that people will inevitably fall out of love w him and that includes bruce#and 2) bruce when he finally figures out his own feelings for clark (way later than everyone else figured out him) probs realizes that clark#knew this whole damn time and didn’t say a word. and bruce is both justifiably mortified and falsely certain that clark does not return his#feelings because he’d have said smth by now if he did#even tho atp i would have clark return his feelings#also if u don’t believe clark wouldn’t 100% be a little shit about bruce’s feelings may i just present#literally everything he’s done to lois ever in every superman canon ever#<- i’m not saying that like he bullies lois or would bully bruce in this fic premise bc they both give it as good as they’ve got#and they very much pull a lot over clark so it all evens out or even falls in the other’s favor more often than not#anyway. yeah that’s my one (1) superbat fic premise.#part of the reason why i LOOOVE superbat and clois but haven’t written jackshit for either of them yet is that#i feel like there’s sooooooo many fics for both of them that i could not explore smth new with them ykwim#er well in the case of lois not just fics but like sooo many clois canons with their own takes and exploratons#superbat#superman#clark kent#batman#bruce wayne#simu's two cents#dc#also i wouldn’t touch the batkids with a ten foot pole.
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man literally bit through the stick. dentists must hate him
#that's the only fight i want to see#kaji vs his dentist#can you imagine having a patient who pretty much only eats candy but also has literal fangs that have been used to bite people#i think i'd quit on the spot ngl#he would have to get sedated every time probably#someone should write one of those reader or oc fics about that#kaji/dentist assistant#or whoever it is that actually cleans your teeth idk#that's the ship#“kaji ily” “then why did you overcharge me”#“my love for you is as deep as that cavity on your left molar”#“you protect me in the same way that enamel protects your teeth”#and then he breaks up with them on the spot#i should stop#kaji ren#ren kaji#wind breaker#wbk manga spoilers#wind breaker manga#wbk
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no joke but what I really want for Buddy Daddies as a fandom is to make fanart and fanfic post present time ep12 where Rei wears an arm orthosis when working.
I think varied disability aids being represented would be fantastic, and personally would write Rei as someone being deeply proud of something he's done for his family, but also understanding with time that using an orthosis also helps him at work and in raising Miri. with a giant portion of mobility/motorics aids being represented by prosthetics, seeing more variety and exploring it in fiction would also help making a step in normalising disability treatments.
#that's my personal opinion and i just thought about how understanding more about physical disabilities#and how to help people with those aids in case something happens and they ask for help#has furthered my understanding and might even help me in the future if i were ever to experience that#Buddy Daddies Spoilers#Buddy Daddies#Suwa Rei#(again. i want to write Kurusu Rei SO BAD)#text post#Varya rambles#also drawing an orthosis would be real complicated for an animated work so i understand why they chose to hide the arm#but i really like the headcanon of Rei using it sparingly 🥺 not everyone uses them all the time#+ it's also not healthy if worn all the time. looking @ people who'd let their characters sleep with their prostheis on. smh#and this is also NOT a 'you HAVE to do this'! just something I think would be fantastic#...also I'm like. apparently looking @ a start of a fic where Rei uses it?? is my writer's block finally over?!#here's a hoping 🙏buddy daddies such a good anime. not perfect not extremely beautiful. but GOOD in HEART#1k
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Inspired by these Scott and John words by the amazing @scribbles97 who knows I adore the idea of John's Oxford stint and couldn't resist this gem <3
The letter’s weight hadn’t changed in his hands, even if it’s appearance had. Once crisp sharp edges were now crumpled and the two folds were starting to rip where he had folded and unfolded it so many times. Practically, he knew the letter was exactly the same weight as it had been when his course supervisor had handed it to him. Except, as days had become a week, the weight had felt heavier in John’s chest. He only had another week to think about it, his supervisor had warned it would take all summer to make the appropriate arrangements. His professors had all seemed convinced that he would go, it wasn’t every day you got invited to study at Oxford University after all.
It would only be for a year, Ffion had insisted at study group, an interim that would still count towards his degree. He had only part jokingly asked if she wanted to go in his place. She would be much better suited to making friends in a new place.
There was no denying it though, Oxford was tempting. The British University had always been in close competition with Harvard, each trying to outdo one another year on year with improved facilities and support. The only reason John hadn’t considered the other University had been the same reason he was still hesitating with the offer.
Oxford was a long way away.
To get home from Harvard, at best, was a four hour flight, at worst a two day drive.
Oxford was transatlantic, at least double the flight time.
He wouldn’t see his family for a whole year.
Looking up he watched the gentle sway of the apple tree in the breeze, listened to the gentle creak of the barn doors. He wouldn’t see home for a whole year.
“Whatcha doing out here, Johnny?”
His eyes widened as he looked over his shoulder to the door back into the kitchen. Scott was leaning against the frame, the knowing cocky smile familiar as always.
“You’re an hour early.”
Scott was meant to have flown in from Virginia, his flight was meant to have just landed. They all knew how long it took from landing to get home, they’d all done it enough times.
Big brother sighed as he stepped out onto the verandah, hands shoved in his jean pockets as he leant on the railing next to the step where John was sitting.
“Dad left a jet in DC and took the new rail line up to New York, said I could fly myself home. You do the math.”
He already had.
“So, your turn to answer my question.” Scott continued, nodding at the letter, “What you got there?”
He was grateful really, Scott had been the one he had wanted to talk to about the whole thing. Scott would know what to say, his biggest brother somehow just always did. There wasn’t the same pressure from Scott as there was from Dad, he just understood differently.
“Oxford University have invited me to complete my research year over there.” He admitted, reading over the words he already had memorised, “I could spend the next academic year in England.”
“Nice one.” Scott grinned, “I’ll tell Dad to pick up a bottle of something on his way in so we can ce--”
“I don’t know if I’m going to accept it.” He cut him off forcefully. Just like Dad, Scott had a habit of getting ahead of himself.
The message seemed to get through though as his big brother plopped down next to him on the step. His frown was obvious confusion.
“John, that’s one hell of an offer, Oxford is… it’s Oxford.”
“At present they have the better facilities over Harvard.” He filled in, not taking his eyes off of the paper, “They’ve just spent six million upgrading their Offshore Observatory. That’s as well as the Royal Observatory which is as good as what we’ve got at Harvard.”
On paper, comparing the facilities left it as a no brainer.
“So what’s the hang up?” Scott asked, reaching for the letter to read for himself.
Still John’s eyes didn’t leave the paper, still firmly fixed in place as his big brother read over the words for him.
“Oxford is in England.”
Scott looked up, eyebrow raised, “So?”
“I don’t know anybody in England.” He sighed, “You guys all worry that I spend too much time on my own now if I go over there I’ll spend even less time with people.”
Scott shrugged at he leant against the railing of the steps, “You like being on your own though. I thought you would have jumped at the chance.”
A glance back towards the kitchen apparently gave Scott all the answers he needed as John pursed his lips.
“Oh.”
“I know I’m not as close as the rest of you,” He admitted softly, “But you’re still my family.”
Scott shuffled over until their shoulders were pressed together. John expected him to sling an arm across his back, but was grateful when he didn’t. Instead big brother handed back the letter, nodding as he did so.
“And you’re still our brother, moving across an ocean isn’t going to change that. I’d come and visit when I’m on leave. Hell, I could bring Alan with me and you could show off the observatories.”
He had to smile at the thought. Watching the stars with Alan was one of his favourite pastimes, to be able to show his brother the best in star watching technology would perhaps be the biggest bonus of the trip.
“Don’t let a fear of the unknown stop you from jumping in.” Scott grinned, his shoulder bumping John’s lightly, “You might love it.”
“You sound like Dad.”
Scott laughed as he stood, “Yeah, a few people have told me that recently.”
Pausing on the top step as he frowned again, “And I wouldn’t worry about being on your own, doesn’t Dad have a friend over in London? That Lord guy?”
“Yeah,” John nodded, suddenly remembering himself, “Yeah he does.”
“So, you gonna go?”
Taking a breath, he straightened his shoulders. His chest still felt heavy with the fear of not knowing what would come next. Scott seemed to have every faith though, and John knew he needed to have the same sort of faith in himself.
“Yeah.” He swallowed, finally smiling as he looked up to his big brother, “I’m going to Oxford.”
#Len draws your fic WIPS#girl I genuinely love this WIP so much#i spent way too long on this one XD#pair of soft idiots i love them#The little hint at Penelope#and “a few people have told me that recently.” AaAAAAAA#exceptional writing as always my guy#lenleg's thunderbirds tag#thunderbirds#thunderbirds are go#thunderbirds 2015#john tracy#scott tracy#yEET#have a thing aaa#Tumblr wont let me indent the rest of it and i have no idea why
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“He would never say that.”
It’s fanfiction.
“He would never do that.”
It’s fanfiction.
“I can’t stand when people write him as—”
Fanfiction.
“Can y’all please stop mischaracterizing—”
Altogether, now: fanfiction.
#don’t like it don’t read it#no reason to bash people who spend their time writing FOR FREE#it’s too easy to read warnings and fics and keep it pushing#stop running to x every time you don’t like how someone’s writing your fav#i can’t tell you how many times I stumble upon things i don’t vibe with#but you know what i do?#*scroll*#*swipe*#*drinks water while minding my business*#if the way people write bothers you so much write your own damn story#fanfic writers don’t owe you anything nor do they have to coddle your perception of a character just because you see them a certain way#tw: rant#sorry#this is why i deleted x the first time#deleting that bitch again to preserve my sanity#it’s always the people who don’t support writers in the first place bitching about what they write
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ive come to realise that i dont actually hate kubokai, i just hate the way people write them
#sorry i read like two cute in character kubokai fics and im enjoying it now#theyre cute and im a closeted shun kinnie so. obviously i will ship him with my crush from the show.#i just really really REALLY hate the super cliche seme uke dynamic people usually give them#those people have NEVER watched the show.. my boy shun is NOT like that#its sooo stereotypical and they obviously give shun the role of 'the girl' in the relationship which is. um. ew#'shun is so fragile and innocent and uwu and he needs big strong aren around at all times to coddle him'#'and aren has a soft spot for shun and shun only and only shun can stop him from being totally murderous and dumb'#do yall know that one scene from the kissing booth#where elle is like 'NOAH! LOOK AT ME! THIS ISNT YOU! LOOK AT ME' when hes about to beat the shit outta his brother#thats how kubokai gets written usually#'aren pwease nevew fight again🥺pwease? fow me?'#me reading anything kaido says in most fics: HE WOULD NOT FUCKING SAY THAT#sorry#people can write whatever they want its just. so ooc.#canon them is soooo bromance core#im sorry idk why im posting negative shit again when i like JUST said i wasnt going to do this anymore LMAO#not a callout post about anyone on here obvi- actually reading more recent fics from people on here is whats gotten me more into them#saiki k#tdlosk#the disastrous life of saiki k.#kuboyasu aren#kaido shun#kubokai#meows post
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i wish more people watched link click (shiguang daili ren) bc it’s genuinely so peak in every single way.
art style? beautiful, so many soft colors and pastels and the design is so nice.
animation? so clear and beautiful (it’s bilibili)
soundtrack? absolutely fire. i would listen to it in my free time even if it wasn’t an OST, its all lofi beats type and the theme songs are actually so beautiful and bangers
concept? so intriguing - deals with the ramifications of time travel, and the time travel world fits so nicely into our own.
plot? exquisite. i won’t say more.
strong female characters? ✅✅✅
well written? so well written that i cried multiple times.
fanservice or weird stuff? NONE
homoerotic friendship between the two protagonists that would do anything for each other and have a grumpy x sunshine dynamic? ✅✅✅(x10000) they may not have invented it, but lu guang and cheng xiaoshi have perfected it. (dynamic wise they remind me of high school satosugu)
i would give ANYTHING to watch this show for the first time again, and this is my manifesto as to why you NEED to watch link click if you haven’t yet, this show deserves all the love and more
#link click has so much potential to be bigger than it is#is this selfish of me bc i want more people to make link click content?#maybe#BUT PLEASE I LOVE ALL OF THEM#i’ll just stay tweakin until season 3 comes out#LINK CLICK AGENDA#shiguang daili ren#shiguang#why you should watch link click#sunny yaps#miine#i hope this convinces at least one person to watch link click (i have like 3 followers)#maybe i’ll write a link click fic and contribute to the fandom#but i don’t think u have a good enough grasp on their characters to write a fic yet#link click
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I love making andrew and neil dangerous and violent in fics cause no matter what they would literally rather break their own hands than hurt each other
#I just like when two people who are so capable and familiar with violence allowing themselves to be vulnerable and gentle with each other#learning together what softness is and why it’s not entirely a bad thing#sharp edges on sharp edges#never grinding each other down#but fitting together nicely. maybe not perfect. but it works for them and it’s beautiful#I say this when I’m literally writing a fic where they’re both hunting each other down BUT BESIDES THAT#andrew minyard#neil josten#andreil#tfc#aftg
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Open, non-exhaustive list of content I would read/watch in a heartbeat about the political situation in Rexxentrum post-Solstice:
One-shot or mini-arc of the Nein going full National Treasure level heist on the Cerberus Assembly records management department before a Ludinus simulacrum can reach the burn boxes
Faux Trump aide exposé-style novel of Athesias Uludan compiling and publishing The Dirt in the aftermath as part of his apology/comeback tour
Colville-run Dirty Dozen one-shot or EXU of Oliver Schreiber dragging some particularly unruly ex-Scourgers out of semi-retirement (read: house arrest) to take Ludinus out once and for all in exchange for full indemnity
Found documents a la Midst appendices of the Cobalt Soul documentation and evidence compiled about the incident
The Archmage: An Autobiography by Martinet Ludinus Da'leth (discovered and published posthumously) [1500 pages and riddled with exaggeration and inaccuracies, the last 20% has clearly been written by AI a simulacrum]
Lorekeeper rundown Youtube video from Dani Carr
Yet another novel: Wildemount's most (in)famous and (un)reliable documentarian smelled a story (Taryon's version)
Literally just a main campaign episode of the Nein infodumping to Allura at a war council meeting with the Hells present. I need this information so badly. I am fucking begging.
This sounds like it runs the gamut in level in terms of seriousness but I would like it stated for the record that I would unhinge my jaw to consume any item on this list.
#why do people run to creators for ship vindication when they COULD be out here asking for the most niche worldbuilding content#if there's one thing we learned from the midst ama it's that the people want the DEETS (about mundane civil processes and politics)#critical role#anyway lmao please note that i WILL write that athesias fic if I have to but that's just SPECULATIVE I want the DEETS#EVEN IF A LIAR IS RECOUNTING THEM I WANNA KNOW#anyway what you can really deduce from this list is that I want more CR novels of the most niche shit. will I get them? unlikely. alas.#I will continue to bang my pots and pans about it and write my silly fics regardless
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hi! i'll keep this short
i came to the realization everytime i've disappeared from tumblr to "take a break" i never really have because of other things going on in my life (which, duh, this isn't my whole life) but! i also realized that if i never actually take the time to recover and rest and think about things i should be writing i'll never feel better. so! i'm (once again)(but now more formally) going on hiatus until maybe may! i might pop in for spring break or earlier if i feel like it, but until then, not really any writing from me! with that being said, i'll still be around, doting on my moots (i.e. like, dorothea <3 wyr <3 and bug <3) because i love them so much and i will probably also post chapters of present ever so often! the reason being (i'm going to try to make this make sense but it may only make sense to me but i'm aware of how contradicting i am to me five seconds ago when i said i need to take a break from writing) present is a very personal fic for me that i've worked on for years at this point. what i'm posting now are chapters i wrote months ago after I've read over and edited them (or in the case of the upcoming chapter, i did randomly add it in and had to write it from the ground up last week lmao) but if it isn't obvious, present is a work i'm very passionate about and am just posting in case anyone else enjoys it but it feels like it's a work that is very individualized just for me and it doesn't cause me any stress or anxiety. on the topic of individualization, although i am of course so so thankful for all of the support and people that follow me, i do sort of miss when my blog and world were a lot smaller. it's something i feel like i only get when i get to reply to people in comments, but other than that, all the numbers and people on my feed give me a lot of anxiety. the hq (smau fandom especially) fandom or at least how much i'm (was) involved in it has grown exponentially and of course i'm happy about that but it's a bit too much for me. i'll be taking a huge step back from the fandom and any hq works i've written at least in the meantime, but that's not to say they'll never be finished! but i either need to grow to handle the bigger audience that now reads my works or wait for things to grow a little smaller again :) i hope to still be able to read my moots works but forgive me if it takes me a bit or i never get to them! i think at the least i'll still like them to show my support <3 thank you if you read my long ramble! i love you all <3
oh also i'll probably post self ship moodboards and the beginning of my reading list (thank you again dorothea for the idea <3)! but again, I think you get the idea by now; I want to go back to doing this for me! so this is a tiny little goodbye now i'm leaving for you all with forehead kisses and flowers and love notes and mwah <3 i'll see you around!
#that was not kept short#tldr; i'm taking a long break from writing (probably around may or so) and will not be super involved in the hq fandom anymore#i'm planning to try to go back to my roots! where i often really only ever posted when i uploaded fics and then i'd disappear again#idk what i'm doing!#or maybe i just need to wait long enough for people to sort of forget about me 😭 (IN A NOT SEEKING ATTENTION WAY SORRY)#but i just need to like! just do stuff for myself again!#last january or so i believe is when i started posting and i'd just really nervously hit the publish button#and then never look at tumblr again bc i was so scared#and i didn't have to worry about notifs from anyone and it was a very small and personal blog where no one knew me and I didn't know anyone#and while i sort of miss that i'm also not trying to say i'm not greatful for the friends i have made! i am very thankful for them#so that's instead why i'm settling for a middle between what my blog used to be and what I feel like it is now!#even just posting that dazai fic a little bit ago made me realize how much i missed just showing up out of the blue posting something#in a fandom that has literally basically never heard of me#and leaving again 😭#i'm happy to give out my socials if anyone wants them :3#okay bye bye!
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Conclusion of a strange encounter
Casio seemed to have intentionally lost, as he aside from the initial clash stopped attacking entirely and went entirely on the defensive instead. Though his technique was strange, almost like he was observing Law…
(First part here!)
#my art#own art#oc#comic#Getapel casio#Casio#one piece oc#op oc#Trafalgar Law#oc x canon#ish....#Casio not knowing Law doesn't actually kill people as much as just incapacitate them#vs Law wondering what the fuck is up with this strange guy and why he's so determined to get himself killed#I might write this out properly in a fic sometime if I ever get the insane energy to because it would be kinda fun#Anyway I still have more about them that I want to put into comic form :^)#Shares would be really appreciated!!
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Two Halves, One Whole by @mollydewinter
Reread this amazing fic by Mollydewinter. And God aren’t they so right? What a bigbrain take on the situation.
Because of course Mihawk doesn’t tolerate any insinuations that Shanks is weak. That’s his equal the other side to his coin if he’s weak then you’re calling Mihawk weak and Mihawk can’t have that. Probably reason 897 why Mihawk was so upset about left arm gate. Because Shanks went down to the East blue, the weakest of the blues, and lost his arm. It was probably months of people questioning his strenght and if they question his strength then they question Mihawk’s and mihawk has worked to hard on his reputation to have it all be undone by the prophetic whims of a red head.
#this is actually why Shanks goes on to become a crazy powerhouse#to make up to Mihawk for those couple months where people were talking crazy about them#Mihawk begins the process of unraveling himself from shanks and letting them just be two people that love each other#and their relationship is better for it#one piece#thank you Molly for writing such delicious fics🌸#check them out on ao3 if you can#throwing thoughts to the void#dracule mihawk#op#hawkeye mihawk#mishanks#akagami no shanks#shanks#red haired shanks#akataka#mihawk x shanks#opla#fanfic appreciation#fanfic authors#ao3 fanfic
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hiii :) i just wanted 2 say i love how u draw gorgug and fabian thistlecaster is such an underrated ship and their interactions are some of the best in fh
HI ANONNN THANK U !! i wholly agree they have such a fun and interesting dynamic i wish people explored more !! here's a silly gorgug + fabian moment from fhsy for u <3 (cause i want an excuse to draw them again hehe) hoot growl baby !!
#from fhsy ep 13#the scene where the owlbears try and buy some dusk moss lives rent free in my brain#that WHOLE bit. immaculate. i think about it a lot#why r they acting like they were law abiding citizens up to this point#you have killed people !! it makes it infinitely funnier to me#anyways ! i believe in the thistlecaster agenda guys#be the change u want 2 see in the world or Something#asks#my art#bro can u imagine how i felt when i finished fhsy and checked ao3#and there were only 20 fics of them#crazy !!#but either way /r or /p theyre so great to me#its 5am im not cohesive enough to write about them#but Yeah !#fantasy high#fhsy
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au where fadel has a cooking blog under a fake name where he posts his recipes. every entry has that typical long, oddly personal introduction, except he assumes no one ever reads them anyway so he uses it as a diary of sorts. like, "growing up, mother would often be gone for weeks at a time, unless it was time for my younger brother and i to train to become assassins, so i was the one to cook in our household most of the time. this is the dish i would make on the days when i had no energy to cook after spending them at the shooting range" or "i developed this recipe for my late boyfriend a few years ago. he was the love of my life, so it really hurt me when i had to kill him on mother's orders, and i haven't made this dish again since then, but it's honestly a really good recipe and it would be a shame not to share it".
at some point, someone posts about it on twitter and it goes viral. people think it's just a very good bit and the author is extremely committed to it, because through the pieces of information you can actually piece together a full story of his life since childhood to most recent events, and it's so bizarre that no one considers it could be anything but a creative writing exercise for a bored housewife whose name he publishes under. that is, until someone accidentally remembers that a recent recipe on that one cooking blog had a story scarily similar to the assassination they're just hearing about on the news now, and people start connecting the blog posts to other unsolved assassinations. in the end, the consensus is that this is either a very dedicated expert in politics who is coincidentally crazy enough to cosplay as a killer in a niche cooking blog, or someone who knows enough about the mechanics of political killings to accidentally predict things. anyone who thinks the infamous assassin who's managed to escape dozens of times is writing about this on a public blog in his free time is treated as a conspiracy theorist, because, really, you have to be stupid to think that.
#fadel is so chronically offline that he doesnt even know its happening#he thinks his recipes are gaining more traction because theyre just this good#and listen. they are. like people who actually try them WILL tell you that these are legit good recipes#but thats NOT why he suddenly has 1000x more views on every post#at some point his blog posts start talking about this guy whos annoying him and following him everywhere#and people are like OHHH someone is flirting with auntie serial killer thats such a fun development#the constant sadness was just getting boring you know#someone absolutely ends up writing a fic about auntie serial killer and the crazy guy whos so smitten with her btw#(i might write this as a fic if im bored enough because the idea just amuses me too much)#the heart killers#mine#fic ideas
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